Sunday Sally

A moonshiner driving at midnight sees headlights following him. They're after me, he thinks, putting the pedal to the metal, but the other car catches up and he sees a priest at the wheel. At Dead Man's Curve, the priest crashes. Taking pity, the moonshiner rushes down to see if the priest is okay. "Yes," says the priest, dusting himself off, "I had God riding with me." "Well," answers the moonshiner, "He better ride with me next time, you're going to get Him killed!"