His tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries. Ever.
How does he do it, and does it involve a diet of bacon-infused gimlets?
You can find many pithy truths at The Original Chuck Norris Fact Generator. However, all appearances to the contrary, the man cannot make it on his own. Like the rest of us measly mortals, Chuck Norris needs a good solid team of Karate Kommandos to get his back.
If all of us could put aside our differences and enlist with this elite melting pot of justice, what a better world this would be.
Karate Kommandos? My car stalled on the Interstate...
Before you know it, a sumo wrestler will show up with his scuba diver sidekick and get that problem fixed. Who needs Allstate, when you've got this team on your side?
Here is an international force for good that knows no borders. They are Kommandos sans Frontières and they will save the day every time. Text your nearest Kommando liaison and watch the world's problems vanish.
Karate Kommandos, ever heard of a little place called Afghanistan?
Karate Kommandos, Vladimir Putin is taking his shirt off in front of the camera -again!
Karate Kommandos, my dog hasn't been walked all morning!
But don't settle for having them as friends: be a Karate Kommando and win.